Tag: humor
member name: Darcy Altaville
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June 08, 2006 09:35 PM EDT --
WHY IS IT......???
I have been calling the same pizza place for four years and each and EVERY time, my conversation begins like this...
ME: I'd like to place an order for PICK UP...
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June 19, 2006 01:15 PM EDT --
There are some days when I simply feel like an unknowing kludge.
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June 01, 2006 02:37 PM EDT --
My dirty little secret is........(drumroll please).........I REALLY DON'T LIKE SUMMER.
I know it doesn't sound like much....or very dirty. BUT, when you actually speak it out loud to people; they . . .
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June 16, 2006 07:07 PM EDT --
#12 I don't wear earirngs, nose rings, belly, mouth, or eyebrow rings
#13 I CAN spin RINGS around you if I choose.....
#14 I have two tattoos
#15 I have very beautiful . . .
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June 20, 2006 10:07 PM EDT --
I usually don't do this.......that is.......
reiterate something, here, that is not mine.....
But, being the evening it is I couldn't help myself. Got this from someone else and . . .
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June 19, 2006 12:57 PM EDT --
16. I have crazy eyebrows
17. My brother once called me "fly sh*t face" when I was little because I had freckles (and my mama always said they were sun kisses!!)
18. One of my closest friends . . .
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June 09, 2006 10:19 PM EDT --
3. I have not worn any other jeans but Levi's 505's or 501's since I was like 14. Okay I tried,,but it's Levi's all the way.
4. DO NOT WEAR LOUD COLORS! ! (please don't buy them . . .
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June 03, 2006 06:28 PM EDT --
I recently read in the "Numbers" column of Time Magazine about a Malaysian woman named Wook Kundor. It seems that Wook, at the ripe old age of 104, has married a 33 year old man, Muhammad Noor . . .
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June 14, 2006 01:25 PM EDT --
She had just fallen into a dreamy state of sleep. Falling, falling down the stairs that were surrounded by ghosts. She was aroused, then startled by the hand creeping beneath her pillow.
Had the tooth . . .
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June 08, 2006 10:10 PM EDT --
Let it be known that I consider my thirteen year old daughter to be a highly intelligent child. But as you know, kids will never cease to surprise you.
Last night she had a friend sleep over; which meant . . .
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July 14, 2006 09:28 PM EDT --
Okay, I do not consider myself to be a "writer". I do engage in writing poetry and essays, journaling and such and truly enjoy it but I would not call myself a "writer". Nor do I consider . . .
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May 21, 2006 09:59 PM EDT --
I seem to be in an "altered" state of mind lately. And no, it has nothing to do with any kind of mind altering drugs. Instead I attribute it to the . . .
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June 05, 2006 10:35 PM EDT --
It seems to me that my gardens have always reflected my state of mind - or life.
We had left Manhattan to move into our first home in Westchester, NY, situated on two beautiful, manicured, acres of land. . . .
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June 09, 2006 03:22 PM EDT --
You Can Keep Your Hand on the Pulse and Still Be Detached.
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June 08, 2006 09:44 PM EDT --
It feels good to be wanted...
It feels good to be needed....
But please point your thing
at something else seeded....
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June 08, 2006 09:19 PM EDT --
So - I invited you all here as a place to share those little thoughts that permeate your brain... throughout your day or week. We all have them. Whether it has to do with our morning trip to Dunkin' . . .
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June 08, 2006 10:42 PM EDT --
I think Wrighter's Block is harder to get over than painter's block....Unless of course you're the Wright Brothers!
Okay this was a really bad example.......
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